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Why not Dump Your Man?!!

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It's now so easy!  New laws make it both desirable and profitable to get rid of the old man.

Firstly, clean out the bank accounts. Then grab portable valuables such as jewellery.  Be sure to take any receipts for these items with you.  If you have children, it is advisable to take them also.

Still short on money?  Then go to a Women's Refuge where you can hide for free and receive valuable advice on how to deal with your ex.  Next, send him a fax or letter informing him of his impending divorce.  Don't worry about money.  If you earn less than $825 a fortnight, the government will pay you the SOLE PARENTS PENSION, up to $350 a fortnight.  That's not all.  You'll get the Parenting allowance of $140 a fortnight as well.  Then there is Rent Assistance, Phone Assistance and Travel Concessions.

But wait, the best is yet to come.  You can legally soak him for CHILD SUPPORT!  If you have one child, he must pay you 18% of his PRE TAX wages. For two children, you get 27% of his PRE TAX wages.  If you have four children, he will have to fork out 34% of his PRE TAX wages.  This could amount to as much as $530 a week in your hands.  He has to pay it!  A branch of the Tax Office known as the CHILD SUPPORT AGENCY (CSA) will make sure he does. Think of it! By dumping the old man you could receive up to $600 a week, tax free.  Why work?

When the property settlement rolls around, you can make a claim for the matrimonial home and possibly end up with as much as 75 to 80% of the joint assets!  Anyway, you will probably get at least 60% if you have a child, and there is little he can do about it.  You will almost certainly retain custody.

If you don't want him to have access to your children, then you can take out an apprehended violence order. It's very easy.  This order means he will not be able to approach you or your children.  He is guilty until he proves himself innocent, at his expense (pretty much impossible).

Or, you could allege that he molested your children. Again, he is guilty until proven innocent.  Either way, you can keep him from seeing your children, while he still has to pay you for their upkeep until they are eighteen!  Another option is to simply refuse access.  The FAMILY COURT doesn't enforce contact orders.

If you remarry, you still get his child support, even if you marry a millionaire!  You could get a job and earn up to $22,000 a year before you lose your sole parents pension.  You could earn up to $29,600 a year before you lose one dollar of his child support, and you get the child tax rebate.

He has to pay you, even if he never sees your children, even if he is on the dole. Can you believe it?  It's true!  Call CENTRELINK now and check it out for yourself.  It's never been easier to "dump the bastard".

Don't worry about the laws changing.  Although they were brought in by the Labor Government, they are actively supported by the Liberals and Nationals.  So, your exciting new future is now economically secure.  Why wait another day?

Do it now!

DUMP YOUR MAN!!!